The Stalker Mobile!
-insert batman music here- Dum Dum Dee Dum! it’s the Stalker Mobile. The stalker Mobile is the mobile that the three stalkers use to transport themselves to places (most commonly the cosplay closet)…. It has many amazing features (such as if there’s no one driving the thing, and there’s a passenger inside it’ll automatically go stalk another chibi fan-subs crew person….)
The Home of The Three Stalkers 
Dananananana dananananana dananananana…. STALKERS!
>:3 NOW I DEMAND YOU MAKE A TRAILER WITH A PONY FOR YOURS TRULY TO RIDE because im not going to be caught dead in that car 😡 OH AND ALSO, CHANGE THE CAR. ITS NOT NICE. STALKERS NEED TO GO RED. LOL.
@Micchi: Meh I already talked to you about that.